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Dear Boyfriend.

NOTES FOR MY BOYFRIEND.
THINGS YOU DO, THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO.
EITHER WAY, YOU SHOULD LISTEN.

Gambling.

Even your boss says you have a problem, take the hint.

A Cold.

When you warn me you may be sick, please be a little more specific.

Say No to Rum.

I hate it, so keep that in mind.

Shaving.

Don’t go all girly on me please.

Atlantic City.

Going there does not make you a cast member of the Jersey Shore. Or a baller, for that matter.

The Beard.

Don’t bring it back. I don’t care if everybody loves it.

Haircuts.

What I say goes, don’t do it.

One Day.

A holiday is not just another day out of the year.

Tee.

Let’s not refer to t-shirts as tee’s. Let’s only use that term for golfing.

Rain.

I’m wondering if you think walking in the rain is romantic or you’re just plain cheap.

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